Dear Super-People-Association,

I would like to submit to you my application to be a super-hero. If I could be a super-hero my name would be Hairdude. I would be able to grow hair anywhere at any length on my body, in an instant.

Some examples of the use of this ability would be: using it as a parachute, a cushion for people trapped in burning buildings to jump on, and to even suck up water to save drowning citizens.

I believe that this is a reasonable request. I shall await your reply,

Future Hero,
Jimmy Gonzo.