Dear Super-People-Association,
I would like to submit to you my application to be a super-hero. If I could be a super-hero
my name would be Hairdude. I would be able to grow hair anywhere at any length on my body, in
an instant.
Some examples of the use of this ability would be: using it as a parachute, a cushion for
people trapped in burning buildings to jump on, and to even suck up water to save drowning
citizens.
I believe that this is a reasonable request. I shall await your reply,
Future Hero,
Jimmy Gonzo.