If I were a peach I would take over the world with my fuzz. I would do this by hitch-hiking my way to every world leader in the world. Then whenever a world leader would pick me up I would tickle their hands until they forfeit their country to me.

After I conquered the world I would force world leaders to be tickled eight hours a day, as a reminder. They then would be forced to build a giant cardboard tree fortress for me to sleep in.




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